Terms of Service
Last Updated: 9/23/2024
Welcome to D2Sanitizers.com! We’re thrilled you’ve chosen us for your sanitizing needs (and trust us, your facility is too). Before you dive into our sparkling world of cleanliness, please take a moment to read these Terms of Service. Or don’t, but be prepared for a surprise, because ignoring these could result in… well, not much. But still, it’s good to know the rules of the clean game.
1. Acceptance of Terms
By visiting our site, making a purchase or even just hovering over a product (yes, we see you), you agree to these Terms of Service. If you don’t like them, feel free to leave—but we’ll miss you. Seriously, come back soon.
2. Changes to These Terms
We reserve the right to change these terms whenever we feel like it, especially when we’re bored. But don’t worry, we’ll update the date at the top so you know when we last tinkered with the legal mumbo-jumbo. Keep an eye on it, because nothing says “fun weekend” like rereading our updated terms.
3. Eligibility
You must be at least 18 years old to use this site. If you’re under 18, put down that hand sanitizer and go back to playing video games or texting in emoji code. Adults, please proceed, as long as you’re not here to cause trouble—or if you are, at least make it mildly entertaining.
4. Product Descriptions
We do our best to describe our sanitizing products as accurately as possible, but hey, even we’re not perfect (except for our sanitizers, which are perfect). If you feel misled by a description or think a bottle of disinfectant should have a stronger jawline, feel free to let us know, and we’ll respond with varying levels of empathy.
5. Pricing
We promise not to charge you an arm and a leg. However, we can’t promise you won’t want to throw money at us because our products are just that amazing. Prices may change, just like the weather—and no, we don’t provide forecasts. If you see a price jump, don’t panic, it’s probably just inflation. Blame the economy, not us.
6. Returns and Refunds
Ah, returns! If you’re not 100% satisfied with your sparkling clean purchase, you can return it to us within 30 days for a refund. No, we won’t ask awkward questions like “Why didn’t you like it?” But we may quietly cry into our perfectly sanitized tissues. Refunds will take a little time, just like cooking a perfect soufflé—be patient.
7. Shipping
We ship things! Fast! Unless there’s a natural disaster, alien invasion or our shipping provider gets lost (again). Expect your package to arrive promptly, but please don’t stand by the door waiting. It’ll show up, we promise. Until then, live your life!
8. Intellectual Property
All content on this site belongs to us, including the witty product descriptions, beautiful photos and any random thoughts we may have while typing these Terms of Service. Please don’t steal our stuff. If you do, we’ll be forced to unleash our team of highly trained ninja lawyers (they’re silent but deadly).
9. User Conduct
Please, for the love of all things clean, don’t be a jerk on our site. No hacking, no spamming and definitely no posting weird conspiracy theories in our product reviews. We’re all here for clean hands, clean surfaces and good vibes only. Keep it classy.
10. Third-Party Links
We might toss in some links to other sites, because sharing is caring. However, we’re not responsible for what happens once you click those links. If you find yourself buying a life-sized llama statue from some weird third-party site, that’s on you, buddy.
11. Termination
If you violate these terms (or just really annoy us), we reserve the right to terminate your access to our site. We’ll do it in a polite and respectful way, of course, but don’t test us. You’ve been warned.
12. Disclaimer of Warranties
We provide our website and products “as is”—which in our case is pretty darn clean and awesome, but still, no guarantees of perfection. Use at your own risk, but we’re confident you’ll be delighted. If you’re not, refer to our “Returns and Refunds” section, where tissues are standing by.
13. Limitation of Liability
In the unlikely event that our hand sanitizer doesn’t bring you endless joy, we shall not be held responsible for any emotional distress, loss of hope or your cat’s dirty paw prints. Our liability is limited to the cost of the product itself, not your existential crisis.
14. Governing Law
These terms are governed by the laws of Clarke County Georgia, where we assume everyone is as clean and fun-loving as we are. Any disputes shall be handled in this jurisdiction. If that sounds too official, just remember: we love you, and let’s avoid the courtroom.
15. Contact Us
Got questions? Concerns? Need more sanitizer tips? You can reach us at:
Now that you’ve made it through these terms (or just scrolled to the end), congrats! You’re officially part of the D2 Sanitizers clean club. Welcome aboard!
Mobile Terms of Service
D2 Sanitizers
Last updated: Nov. 5, 2024
The D2 Sanitizers mobile message service (the "Service") is operated by D2 Sanitizers (“D2 Sanitizers”, “we”, or “us”). Your use of the Service constitutes your agreement to these terms and conditions (“Mobile Terms”). We may modify or cancel the Service or any of its features without notice. To the extent permitted by applicable law, we may also modify these Mobile Terms at any time and your continued use of the Service following the effective date of any such changes shall constitute your acceptance of such changes.
By consenting to D2 Sanitizers’s SMS/text messaging service, you agree to receive recurring SMS/text messages from and on behalf of D2 Sanitizers through your wireless provider to the mobile number you provided, even if your mobile number is registered on any state or federal Do Not Call list. Text messages may be sent using an automatic telephone dialing system or other technology. Service-related messages may include updates, alerts and information (e.g., order updates, account alerts, etc.). Promotional messages may include promotions, specials and other marketing offers (e.g., cart reminders).
You understand that you do not have to sign up for this program in order to make any purchases, and your consent is not a condition of any purchase with D2 Sanitizers. Your participation in this program is completely voluntary.
We do not charge for the Service, but you are responsible for all charges and fees associated with text messaging imposed by your wireless provider. Message frequency varies. Message and data rates may apply. Check your mobile plan and contact your wireless provider for details. You are solely responsible for all charges related to SMS/text messages, including charges from your wireless provider.
You may opt-out of the Service at any time. Text the single keyword command STOP to +18778992204 or click the unsubscribe link (where available) in any text message to cancel. You'll receive a one-time opt-out confirmation text message. No further messages will be sent to your mobile device, unless initiated by you. If you have subscribed to other D2 Sanitizers mobile message programs and wish to cancel, except where applicable law requires otherwise, you will need to opt out separately from those programs by following the instructions provided in their respective mobile terms.
For Service support or assistance, text HELP to +18778992204 or email mike@d2sanitizers.com.
We may change any short code or telephone number we use to operate the Service at any time and will notify you of these changes. You acknowledge that any messages, including any STOP or HELP requests, you send to a short code or telephone number we have changed may not be received and we will not be responsible for honoring requests made in such messages.
The wireless carriers supported by the Service are not liable for delayed or undelivered messages. You agree to provide us with a valid mobile number. If you get a new mobile number, you will need to sign up for the program with your new number.
To the extent permitted by applicable law, you agree that we will not be liable for failed, delayed or misdirected delivery of any information sent through the Service, any errors in such information, and/or any action you may or may not take in reliance on the information or Service.
We respect your right to privacy. To see how we collect and use your personal information, please see our Privacy Notice.
